headline status

usually an inside joke or funny anecdote that you deem worthy to put on your myspace as your headline.

friend 1- "i was not a crappy hamper...OOPS! i meant happy camper!"
friend 2- "Headline Status!!!"

by shanikwa007 May 4, 2009

Headlight Squeegee

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

by mrrab June 11, 2015

Headglitching

A common multiplayer glitch in the Call of Duty series: it involves crouching/standing behind an object that appears to your opponents to cover you all the way up to the eyes or even completely even though from your POV you are visible from the waist up. It will appear to other players that bullets are coming out of your scalp while your gun is buried in a wall.

Headglitching is super annoying on every Black Ops 2 map.

by twitchLizard April 21, 2013

headulite

Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.

guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!

yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

Vanilla Headlight

1. When you cum on a woman’s nipples and can see remnants through the shirt
2. A Dunkin donut

Person 1: Did you hear about the girl Johnny Ray hooked up with?
Person 2: Yea he was like a deer in vanilla headlights

by Cannonballer 20 April 22, 2023

Headline Speak

Speaking with extreme brevity, in the way of a news headline. A natural shift in language for the Gen Y gang who thrives on Tweets, Emot-icons, and Vanity Plates.

Instead of saying, "It has been discovered that Captain John Smith engaged in sexual relations with a Native Indian woman known as Pocahontas", I used my Headline Speak and said, "Captain Boned a Native".

by Slugworthy March 30, 2011

dear and the headlights

amazing indie rock band, metaphoric lyrics and changing melodies. Probably the most underrated band. Toured with Paramore and Jimmy Eat World

"I went to the Dear and the Headlights concert last night, it was incredible"

by pcab23 February 23, 2009