Smack Head

A Smack Head is someone who is always off their head on drugs, they don't have a job and they get the money for the drugs from benefits, these people are known as Smack Heads

Person1: Honey, our money has come in from the benefits
Person2:YESSS, LET'S GET FUCKING MENTALLLLLLL

They go and buy some crack cocaine

Smack Heads.

by SPICEMAN20002 January 9, 2015

Smack-head meal

An incredibly simple and easy to prepare meal. Usually consists of oven fried chips (curly ones may be a step up) and a processed chicken fillet breast (25 mins on Gas mark 6)

"Whats that you're eating there James"?
"Just curly fries and a processed chicken fillet"
"Oh right, a Smack-head meal"?
"yer"

by Rob1412 March 30, 2011

Smack head

Someone called farah who loves to be a smack head on a daily

Farah is some next smack head

by Coleslaw/hummus October 14, 2019

Smack head smasher

Someone who likes to have sexual activity with smack heads

You’re a smack head smasher

by @Jrdznn - insta November 13, 2020

smack your head beautiful

Someone who is show stopping beautiful is aka smack your head beautiful, to see if you are dreaming!

Lisa is smack your head beautiful, l took her to a party and everyone was silent when she walked in.

by I, Wreckerrr July 13, 2021

smack upside the head

To extend your arm so that your hand is below the back of a person's head and thrust your hand upwards so that your palm hits them square in the back of the head.

This is typically done when someone does something stupid or just to humiliate/annoy them.

When Rose started to take diet pills, her mother gave her a smack upside the head to knock some sense into her.

As John sat in the passenger seat, the driver acted like her was streching, but really smacked John upside the head and hillarity ensued.

by ByRd May 23, 2007

smack you upside the head

to physically (and/or brutally) beat the crap out of some one.

Matterazi: You terrorist son of a whore!

Zidane: I'm gunna smack you upside the head bitch!

(Materazzi now has a gaping hole in his cheast, world rejoices.)

by cha ching July 13, 2006