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Salma Hayek Syndrome

A condition where a charmingly personable young woman intimidates (and possibly scares off) the men she comes across due to her stunning grace, beauty, and assertiveness. This syndrome usually results in singleness and possible dabbling in lesbianism (as depicted in the movie "Frida").
STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL: I don't know what it is, but I seem to scare off any guy that I meet no matter how nice I am.

STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL'S BROTHER: That's because you have the Salma Hayek Syndrome, yo.
by jbvita February 13, 2007
mugGet the Salma Hayek Syndromemug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right FOr Angel JOSe RObles<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right FOr Angel JOSe RObles<.7.9.7.6.>mug.
All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly
All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
mugGet the All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properlymug.
`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`
`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
mugGet the `~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`mug.

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