Haydon school

The most shiftiest school with the shiftiest teachers and the shiftiest food.
And every single teacher in there is a nonce who likes looking at little kids

Haydon school means it’s shit

by MR JONES THE NONCE February 02, 2021

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Dirty Haydon

When a guy fingers a girl and then stirs her tea with the same fingers

Last night we tried a dirty haydon, he burnt his fingers though

by Suckmydonkey June 09, 2020

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Matthew Haydon

Thick af, bowl cut, prob gay and has a massive cultural dot on his forehead

Matthew Haydon is pretty bad at 2k

by C men October 01, 2020

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Haydon

Trump dick suckin, ignorant, ugly ass, likin it up the ass, amphibian lookin trickass hoe. Absolutely triflin.

Haydon is the type to fuck his dog.

by slutdaddydaniel May 29, 2022

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Haydon School

Haydon School is reported the be the universes most crap school.
It is scientifically proven that the students at this school are complete dickheads and twats.
The teachers are even worse as they are diagnosed with waffling, paedophilia and are horrible.
The food is crap and it is insanely processed and it is said to NEVER drink the tap water from the location or else you will contract a odorifeouros diarrhoea that leaks out of you like a running tap.

Haydon School is gruesome, revolting, sickening and loathsome.

by fastestwankerintheuniverse November 19, 2024

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