hardening the carpet 

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

hardening the carpet by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

chris hansoning 

The act of posing as an underage person to lure a pedophile

Did you hear about Cameron? He does alot of Chris Hansoning to pedos.

chris hansoning by judewelos October 27, 2017

Haydocking 

Like Spacedocking... but on a farm

Did you see those Bulls Haydocking?
Ridonculous

Haydocking by George VI March 30, 2011

haydoing

Pooping ones pants while running

When I go running I need to be near a bathroom because I don't want to end up haydoing.

haydoing by emptyluggage December 9, 2014

haydingle 

harry the haydingle is what is known as a limited item. they only make them two, three times a year tops. we are obliged to eat as many as possible

this guys is such a haydingle

haydingle by unblcuiclcky svene June 16, 2023

Lily the hardning witch 

A stick like creature that likes witch craft and is a total bitch to anyone that does anything to offend it. You should be careful when near a lily the hardning witch because it will go after you while also sending it's pack of weird witches. A lily the hardning witch is annoying especially when dating because they will be clingy to you 24/7 even if you have something important. Example: "What's that? Your dad is in a critical condition in the hospital? Well idgaf I'm still and you never replied to my dms, anyways, give me attention." Hence, you should never date a creature such as this and if you do so and want to dump it then you should do it carefully or else it and it's wild pack of witches will spam hurtful dms wishing you are harmed.

My mind and life has been at ease ever since i dumped lily the hardning witch.

Lily the hardning witch by OctoChupapi April 7, 2023

Harooning 

To pump a Texas Mickey of whiskey directly into one's mouth.

Honestly I harooned before we went for lunch drinks, it felt great and I feel no shame in harooning.

One time Haroon harooned and then harooning became a thing

Harooning by SousedBergin December 22, 2017