Hawkeye-ing

Being a fan of a sport team without any real affiliation or connection to said team.

Fan: WOOO GO HAWKS!

Jim: Why is that fan such a big fan of the Hawks? He didn’t even go to that school. As a matter of fact, he dropped out of community college.

Mark: Meh, he’s hawkeye-ing. You expect garbage to smell, right?

by Penis Alota September 21, 2023

Hawkeye-ing

The hypocritical call for action toward a team or entity that one has no affiliation with. Many times, this can refer to the firing or “cleaning house” or an otherwise moderately successful coaching staff.

Jim: Wow, those fans are calling for that coaches head after that beat down.

Mark: Yes, this is classic Hawkeye-ing. They don’t even have a reason to care, but they feign outrage to put up the facade, like they actually have a clue what’s going on.

Jim: Man…..those people must be insufferable personally.

by Penis Alota September 23, 2023

hawkeyed

To be intoxicated to a severe extent.

I came home all hawkeyed last night.

by Obisidian June 23, 2009

HAWKEYE MOULE

The kind of guy to steal your girl with his eagle eye. It is said he has never missed his shot and has only been dumped once by his arch nemesis. He also is an alcoholic that shits his pants and plays with himself and fortnite all day long

Oh my it’s Hawkeye moule he’s comming for Charlie’s hole. Unlucky dan.

Hello Tony gwilliam how’s it going ? Shut the fuck up hawkeye moule raped my arse.

by Reeeeee69696 May 11, 2019

Hawkeye

The brown ring around a person’s anus that many porn stars bleach for appearance. Many people believe that the name originated from a college football team located in Iowa and is based upon their poor performance, however the name comes from the puckering effect bleach has upon the anus when first applied, making it look like the eye of hawk.

Goldie Cox, a famous porn star nearing the end of her career decided to bleach her hawkeye in an attempt to gain a stronger following.

by DCbigguy October 10, 2011

hawkeye

A cheap low quality vodka made in Marshalltown iowa. The preferred vodka of high school students, college students, poor white trash, and mMh

mMh chugged a bottle of Hawkeye.

by Juan Valdez13 December 28, 2005

Hawkeye

A superhero from Marvel comics. Wields a bow and arrow. Also appears in the Marvel Cinematic Universe in several movies, with his first appearance being in 2012’s The Avengers. He becomes Ronin in the new Avengers: Endgame movie.

“Say whatever you want about him, but Hawkeye’s a badass alright. You don’t have to have an actual superpower to be cool, and Hawkeye is a perfect example of that!”

by OfficialDeltaGamer March 16, 2019