havish

Someone who pays more attention to their penis than anything else.

"Omg, he's a havish!"

by Factual119 April 15, 2020

Havis

An alter ego of an individual who transforms from a nice friendly guy, to an unresponsive individual who's perceptual field is shortened to only members of the opposite sex.

"Uh oh boys Havis is out tonight"

by Jerry Segway April 1, 2015

Havisham

The wierd old bitch in something Charles Dickens wrote. Her husband to be left her at the alter so she stayed in her wedding dress for 70 years. Has a fetish for fucking dead people and watching children play. Generally a fucked up bitch that instead of complaining should be in the kitchen.

Dave: you seen that fucked up hannah bitch?
Steve: yer what a havisham

by MG34D December 16, 2010

Havish

A lord of farts

The havish farted

by Scrungly little doidle May 2, 2023

Havish

Relating to something of Haven in origin. Pliable; moldabe; easy to control or teach.

That bot is really havish must be Haven's.

by Spen’s Mom February 7, 2021

Havish

The best boyfriend also makes a great younger brother, a loyal boyfriend and a dream boy for any girl, a kind, goofy, generous boy

You're boyfriend is such a havish!

by Roberto Carlos santos June 18, 2023

havisham

Whilst a girl is giving a blowjob, she bites the mans nob.

"then down until i suddenly bite awake" - Carol Ann Duffy's poem, Havisham

by bondy boy December 21, 2007