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haver-

A prefix usable with almost any word in the English language, used to associate and/or personalize said word with Haverford College near Philadelphia. A byproduct of using the haver- prefix is that any word it is used with instantly becomes much cooler than it was before.
haver- is the coolest prefix ever.

Havergirls and haverguys are so nice to each other, nobody haverpunches or haverinsults anyone thanks to the Havercode!

1: Haverfood just isn't cutting it...you want to take a haverwalk down to the IHOP?
2: Nah, let's just take the haverbus to Bryn Mawr and eat their food since it's so much better than our haverfood.

That haverparty was haverawesome!

I heard Stephen Colbert's in Haverdelphia this week.

All the 2012 admitted students love our haverchats way too much.
by "Bear" April 18, 2008
mugGet the haver-mug.

haver

painting a log pink , while being naked and drinking canada dry giner ale w/no ice
"And if I haver, I'm going to be the one havering to you."
by Ben/Kelly October 31, 2004
mugGet the havermug.

haver

that thing your mama does when the deer is lying on the ground almost dead and its one eye is twitching up at you.
I walked outside to see the deer we had just shot from the upstairs window, and it havered up at me.
by haveringwithhenry November 2, 2010
mugGet the havermug.

Wife Haver

People that have wives
Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver
by Womnx February 2, 2021
mugGet the Wife Havermug.

sex haver

One who commits regular sexual acts, including but not limited to the actual act of sexual intercourse.
Tyler's been hanging out with this girl lately, he's been ditching his friends and playing video games less often. He's become a filthy sex haver
by Trippisk December 6, 2016
mugGet the sex havermug.

hole-haver

Someone who likes to have all their holes filled all the time.

Syn: Slut, Whore, Liar, Fat, Bitch, Witch (Apparently?), etc.
Lauren is a hole-haver.
by WackyTheWalrus May 26, 2017
mugGet the hole-havermug.

wife haver

someone who used to have a wife why did u even look this up lmao
Friend: I know you were cheating on my girl.
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Don't use your tricks on me, wife haver. I know that you broke up with that other girl and started eyeing on mine.
Me: Dang, how did you know?
by KillstreakCuber February 2, 2021
mugGet the wife havermug.

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