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Wii Don't Have One

A child's lament over parent's refusal to add video game equipment to their already ridiculous collection of electronic gadgetry.
Dad: Wii Fit

Mom: Wii Iron Chef

Cousin: Wii Karaoke

Emma: Wii Don't Have One
by David Fish January 12, 2009
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HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!
by weave November 1, 2003
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i don't really have one

a phrase one uses when trying desperately to be cool and open-minded when really that person turns out to be the most indecisive person you will ever meet; typically follows a question given to them concerning what they're favorite aspect of given subject.
You: So, what's your favorite food?

Person: I don't really have one.
by Mothenater April 29, 2008
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having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face
- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces
by Nomdi February 3, 2019
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does a straw have one or two holes

Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other
by The smart dude December 10, 2017
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imma have it one day

Excerpt from a Playboi Carti's song "One Day" commonly used by men who witness an act of love between to individuals in a relationship, while they themselves are not in a relationship. The sight reinvigorates that sense of loneliness that they had briefly forgotten about. While this produces a sad mood in most, it can motivate other men to strive for greater achievements through their own self-improvement.
Yesterday, I saw this couple and they were practically inseparable. I told myself that imma have it one day, but lately I don't know.
by Midnyte_87 January 27, 2022
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