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Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.
The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.
by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008
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haole

A word used mainly in Hawaii to describe a white person. Depending on how you say it, the word can mean either an insult or just a fact.
1. fact: me, my flip fren, my jap fren, and my haole fren went go smoke some batu over up in Nalo.
2. insult: GO BACK TO THE MAINLAND YOU FUCKING HAOLES!
by Kailua boy January 31, 2004
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haoles

white people who are usually born and raised on the mainland; a word used by hawaii people to describe a white person.
by kepa August 2, 2008
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Haole

The Hawaiian word for a foreigner or a very caucasian person who is not native to the Hawaiian Islands.
Pay special attention to the tone the word is said in.
"Eh, you stupid haole!" = means run!!

"I am part haole" = means you are part caucasian
by Mahea August 17, 2005
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humor-hauler

One who insists on carrying on with a funny concept, item, or subject to the point where it has lost all of its humorous qualities.
Nick: Dude, can you believe Julian? He's been rambling on about that punchline forever! I mean seriously, its not even funny anymore.
Courtland: I know! He's such a humor-hauler!
by XC Penguin August 8, 2010
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haole

White person, American, Englishman, Caucasian, foreign, introduced, of foreign origin.

The word haole existed before the arrival of Captain Cook. It's a very old word that appears in a story about the demigod Kamapua'a. "He haole nui, maka 'alohilohi." Also, the word does not mean without breath. The word ha'ole is a different word entirely.
He mau haole paha na kanaka e heluhelu nei i ka unuhi a'u i kakau ai.
Some foreigners are probably the people who are reading the translation I wrote.
by KanakaHawai'i July 8, 2005
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Chicken Hauler

A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.
Spray the Lysol! the Chicken Haule is here!
by Pud June 5, 2005
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