hacking the mainframe

The result of bypassing the direct orthogonal tridimensional matrix. Not to be attempted by anyone less than Army-grade hacker certified. You need to go through at least 17 firewalls before you reach the matrix.

Yo, Jeremy, did you hack the mainframe last night?

by gt-skip April 15, 2005

Hucking

To recklessly throw ones self into the air using any given object as a launching pad.

A Huck is usually considered to be out of control and beyond ones ability.

Generally used to describe large airs in Skiing and Mountain Biking.

"Woah, did you see Ollie Hucking that 60 footer today??"

"Yeah, he stomped it!!"

by Liveezy September 12, 2009

hacking the lettuce

euphemism for masturbation

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.

by McInnes May 15, 2005

Asshole Hacking

When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer

Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now

by ChickenBiscuits0 April 4, 2019

hucking dingas

A slang term used by many high school students for chewing tobacco in the area north of Boston. Very common in Salem, Beverly and Peabody.

We always be chillin' behind 7-11 and hucking dingas with the crew.

by KushMinded October 14, 2010

hacking off

busting a nut, beating off, pounding off, jerking off, jacking off, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, rabbit in and out of the hole, driving over the bridge, firing off some white stuff, meatbag'in it, angering god, going blind, spraying the fire hose, milking the weasel, pleasuring yourself manually, touching yourself, taking a trip to England, forst'in the wheaties, abortion alternative, masturbation.

Dude, I was hacking off the other night and my mom walked in. So awk!!!

by coolcatgiantsfan August 14, 2010

hucking fell

When you wanna say fucking hell but your teacher or superior is in earshot.

*stubs toe* "Hucking Fell"

by grhyfhtdmhfhgsjnhdjtengfjyfjyt December 15, 2017