hattitude

the diffrent types of attitude that you get while wearing diffrent types of hats.

oh shit he's got that hat on again he's about to start some shit tonight, that damn hattitude it always gets to him

by kyle mcmathews January 31, 2008

Hattostism

When one is a Human, Cat, Pillow, and a Ghost-- all at the same time. It is a rare condition.

Mimi has Hattostism!

by Moonrainbow August 22, 2020

Hattitude

When you have an attitude about wearing a hat, or when you feel cool and pimping with your new hat.

"Bro, stop with the Hattitude, we get it, you've got a new hat!"

by BrownieCharles December 21, 2021

Hautistic

hautism or hautistic (hot + autistic) are neurodivergent people that benefit from pretty privilege. They often go undiagnosed because stimming is only palatable and “quirky” when you’re hot.

Jenny is a 10, but she’s hautistic .

Joseph said his hautism stops him from keeping a girlfriend, but helps him pull hella bitches.

by XENITRAM November 28, 2022

hattish

Paranoid, conspiracy-theory; thus more generally: crazy, stupid. Short for "tinfoil-hattish". Also "hat".

"That post is just too hattish."

by blehh January 3, 2008

hattisfat

the crease between the end of the buttocks and the upper hamstring.

Maria is finally off her period but she still can't do anything because of that rash on her hattisfat.

by Dixon Jars December 7, 2011

Hattitude

When someone is feeling frisky about their headwear fashion so they wear ridiculous hats

Mom: Your hat is ugly. You need to adjust that hattitude

by AHefty March 1, 2020