Eddie Hatrick

Edmund Hetrick's alter ego "Eddie Hatrick". Deriving from the hockey term "hat trick", Eddie Hatrick is famously known for boning down three different not-so-lovely ladies on consecutive nights. All three sessions usually performed without the "hat".

"Man I hope no bitches grind my shit on the dance floor tonight, I'm sore from pulling the Eddie Hatrick."

by Da Fulch July 30, 2009

Hattori Hanzo

Also known as Masashige. The son of a certain Hattori Yasunaga, Hanzo, who would earn the nickname 'Devil Hanzo', served Tokugawa Ieyasu loyally and usefully. His nickname - Devil Hanzo - was not only to pay homage to his skills but also to distinguish him from another Tokugawa 'ninja', Watanabe Hanzo. Hattori, who fought his first battle at the age of 16, went on to serve at Anegawa (1570) and Mikatagahara (1572), but his most valuable contribution came in 1582, following Oda Nobunaga's death. At that time Tokugawa and his retainers had been staying near Ôsaka and learned of the assassination only just in time to avoid being detained by Akechi Mitsuhide's troops. But they were by no means out of the woods. Mikawa was still a long way away, and Akechi men would be combing the roads for them. At this point, Hanzo suggested that they take a route through Iga province, as he had ties with the samurai there. In addition, Ieyasu had sheltered survivors from Nobunaga's bloody invasion of that province in 1580 and those who knew of this would certainly be well disposed to offer assistance. Honda Tadakatsu sent Hanzo on ahead, and, as hoped, the Iga men agreed not only to guide them along back roads, but also to provide them with an escort. At length, Tokugawa and his band returned to Mikawa safely. The same could not be said for Anayama Beisetsu, a recent Tokugawa addition who had insisted on taking a different route.

Hattori Hanzo is one of the most famous Ninja's in history.

by I hate bad grammar. April 24, 2004

hatriotism

The propaganda of hate disguised as patriotism in order to achieve vested personal or collective goals.

1) Political parties like B.J.P plays the card of hatriotism for projecting themselves as the savior of Hinduism.

2) It is a well known fact that many nations still use hatreotic ideologies to make their acts blindly accepted by her citizen.

by darkagewillpasssoon March 30, 2009

Hatriot

Conservatives who claim to love America, yet have a deep seated hatred for anyone expressing progressive / liberal ideas - first utilized almost exclusively on "The David Pakman Show" under the segment "Hatriot Mail", where viewers who dislike progressive ideas send their hate filled e-mails to David Pakman to air on his "Hatriot Mail" segment.

Hatriots who think they are Patriots love to send their hate filled e-mails to David Pakman.

by Swagdidillyumptuous February 23, 2015

Hatorade

A speciality drinks for haters to keep them hating.

If a normal person drinks the hatoraide they are overcome by jealousy and start hating hard.

Don't drink the hatoraide.

Klay Thompson: "Hey, Lebron's been talking shit about you all season."

Steph Curry: "Yeah, he's been chugging the hatorade big time.

by loreto June 2, 2016

Haori

A haori is a lightweight coat worn over kimono.

The haori is a lightweight silk jacket used to help keep the kimono clean and dry. They vary in length and are considered an essential part of ceremonial kimono attire. They are meant to be worn open. It's usually taken off and folded up before one enters the place they are visiting.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 19, 2011

Henry Hatrick

Much like the Gordie Howe Hatrick (one goal, one assist, and one fight). The Henry Hatrick applies to a night out at a party or bar, where you at least cry once, puke once, and piss your pants once.

Scott: Hey Gavin did you hear? Jesse scored a Henry Hatrick last night! He cried, puked and pissed his pants!
Gavin: Hahaha typical Jesse

by reallydrunktoday October 5, 2008