Hakester

One who is a hippie type of hipster that has others grow marijuana for him/her.

Person 1: hey, did you see that guy?
Person 2: yeah he was getting high, what a hakester.

by scenequ33n June 29, 2009

Hatesturbating

When a person is fapping while angry

ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating

by Phaex2 February 19, 2009

hotester

hotester is what u say when someone calls you hotter than them and your out of replies but still want to one-up them.

person 1: UR HOT
person 2: UR HOTTER
person 1: UR HOTTEST

person 2: UR HOTESTER

person 1: what? thats not a word

by buglivers July 19, 2021

hatestorm

A variety of human behavior only possible with the advent of mass media, especially the internet. A sudden frenzy of outrage, disgust, anger, and various other negative emotions directed toward a specific real person or fictional character.

1. Is the Tiger Woods hatestorm over, yet?
2. The hatestorm directed toward Artie after "Duets" was the least justified I've ever seen.

by XavierZane October 21, 2010

hatesterbate

Masturbating in reaction to being angry at another person.

Gretchen was such a bitch on their second date that Dave cut the whole thing short, and promptly went home to hatesterbate.

by plasmaXwisp August 14, 2016