Waterbation

Using a showerhead or tub faucet to masturbate with water.

Sorry, I'm late. I was home trying waterbation.

by Sean_7 October 23, 2011

Materbation

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars

Keith Scott enjoys Materbation

by Welchmas December 7, 2020

haternation

A place that is populated by haters.
Where those that hate and dont appreciate dwell.

Im not prejudice, I just dont like people. I live in a haternation.

by cdeez February 3, 2007

hateration

the action of hating

i sense some serious hateration

by that chik ovver there February 14, 2012

materbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006

Hateration Nation

hateration nation- is when you describe how there are so many people out in the world who love to hate!

jealous, envious, pathetic creatures that can not be happy for someone else.

friend: I can't believe people have nothing better to do than makeup bullshit rumors about me!

me: Girl!! Don't you know???? It's a Hateration Nation Out there!!!!

by Dezidigital February 26, 2009

Hasterbation

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.

A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.

by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016