hatchet

-Similar to the female camel toe it is a variant of the male ninja toe where in tight pants both testes are on one side and the penis on the other creating the figure of a hatchet in ones pants. As to be noted, some hatchets are less fearsome than others.

-Small hand axe

-Not a kitchen tool with a long flat blade

Look at that poor fella sportin a hatchet in those pants, he's not impressing anyone.

My pants were so tight today I had to tuck into a hatchet before I could sit down.

We photo bombed people at the park today. I would stand on a wall behind them and a friend would pose like he was attacking them with my hatchet.

by TheRealLordDampnut November 30, 2017

hatchet

By defonition, a small hand axe. Due to ignorance, this weapon is now associated with a group of demented windowlickers. Hatchets, much like retards, have been around for a very long time. They were, and still are, used as tools. Also, they symbolize a feud.

Guy: I need to cut this.
Guy2: Use my hatchet!
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Juggalo: shyt, i gotz a hatchet! down wif da clown!
Juggalette: dats almost as cool as a faygo!
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When putting differences/feuds aside, it is said that you are "burying the hatchet."

by I hate cults! March 31, 2007

hatchet

Juggalo weapon of choice

Ima awing my hatchet into yo mutha fuckin neck BITCH!
mcl

by East Coast JUGGALO May 15, 2003

hatchet

Juggalo/Juggalette weapon of choice. Widely associated with Hatchetman, the symbol for phsychopathic records.

"We'll never die alone, Juggalos will carry on. Swing our hatchets if we must, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US."

by Kayla Evans October 29, 2006

Hatcheted

The act of being hit by a hatchet.

I got hatcheted!

by Vince Anderson March 08, 2017

hatchet

A hipster who acts ratchet. Hipster + ratchet = hatchet

Her vintage bolero hat is so hatchet.

by sugarsam2112 January 12, 2015

hatchet

synonomous with "bullseye!"

"watch me hit this free throw, HATCHET!"

by P. Gryphenz June 07, 2003