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Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".
It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.
by Piranha July 7, 2006
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Jacob Hatcher

He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.
Woah, Jacob Hatcher, that's Gospel truth!
by Jonathan Robeson September 18, 2019
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Braylon Hatcher

Braylon Hatcher is usually a run of the mill asshole who will treat you wrong. If you ever meet a Braylon Hatcher do not trust them and steer away.
Stay away from that guy he is such a Braylon Hatcher
by 313detroitmichigan May 22, 2022
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Zac Hatcher

A fatty blubbernaught shell of a man. If you know a Zac Hatcher people say you should keep them away from your food. They are the type of people to never get full.
"Wait you know a Zac Hatcher you must be so hungry"
by Gilbert1968 September 22, 2023
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ashley hatcher

is the girl of my dreams i love her with my whole heart i would do anything for her. she is beautiful smart a little short but that doesnt matter to me and i wish i could spend more time with her
by dfight1 August 24, 2011
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Teri Hatcher Syndrome

A disease or condition where a formally attractive female begins to lose her beauty and/or gains weight. Occurs in multiple stages of varying severity, ending in death. Teri Hatcher was the first celebrity to get this disease.
I used to jerk off to Alyssa Milano, but now I think she has Stage 2 Teri Hatcher Syndrome.
by nikoff September 9, 2003
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Hatcher

sexiest man alive so sexy and probably from dallas and is very athletic and muscular 🥵🥵🥵 (comes with a side of autism)
Shelby: whose that sexy man

Me: Hatcher duh!!!
by Sofie.r826 August 5, 2023
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