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Hasslehole 

A sudden onset state of depression experienced exclusively by David Hasslehoff
"Theres no point even trying to reach him now man, he's fallen into a hasslehole"
Hasslehole by tinselcrown December 26, 2016

Väster skolan Hässleholm 

Is a school in Sweden with lots of imigrants which are very disabled and ruin the entire school spirit for the rest of the school. A few of them are acutally swedish but pretends be a "Babbe" and its because of the norms in sweden
- which School did you go to back in your highschool days? - Ali
- Väster skolan Hässleholm - Alfred
- Ah keff bre - Ali and his gangmembers

The David Hasslehoff 

When you have consumed enough alcohol to have no query's about eating Wendy's hamburgers off a hotel room floor, and subsequently have it taped by your young daughter.
I got so drunk last night I did The David Hasslehoff at the motor inn.

Hasslehoff`d 

To get killed by an enemy in the most gayest of fashions.
ie: Unloading a clip from your M4A1 into the back of an enemy's head, only to have him flip around and kill you.

ie: To be killed in mid-air by someone who isn't even aiming at you.

ie: To awp someone in the face thats hiding in the ditch of Dust 2, only to have your shot not register. At that point, the enemy (thats hiding in the ditch) sprays his mp5 and nails you in the head instantly killing you from 200 yards away.


Use outside of Counter-Strike: Standing at the bus stop waiting in the rain, and having the bus drive by at 80 mph through a huge puddle, soaking you wet on your way to a job interview.

When the moron that parks next to you in the parking lot opens his door and dents you.

When you come home from a long day of work, only to find your girlfriend in bed with another man, who just let loose his nut all over your pillow.

How to use in a sentence: "OMFG... if I get HASSELHOFF'D one more time I swear to f'kin god I'm uninstalling CS"

"ROFL.. You just got so Hasselhoff'd!"

"LMAO.. Did you see that amazing Hasselhoff spray?"

Synonyms: Hasselhoffing, Hassel'd, Hasselhoffizm, Mitch Bucanon'd, Michael Knight'd, Hasselfied
Hasslehoff`d by [8]bzr May 13, 2005

hasslehoff 

Awesome, cool, hip, totally bangin'
Guy: That shirt you're wearing is so hasslehoff!
hasslehoff by loliver December 3, 2006

David Hasslehoff

1.Pure sexy
2.The hottest member of the cast of Baywatch
3.Hairy chested man beast of Heaven
4.German superhero
"Dude, how do I look?"
"Sooo David Hasslehoff"