Haowai

A rarotongan God that is an epitome of a legendary topaz dragon. Haowais are usually really good at arguments so if you ever meet a Haowai don't even bother arguing about anything, they will win at it even before you begin. They are also one of the kindest people you will ever meet, full of talents and a massive heart. They will care about others before themselves and feed you amazing food. Haowais are caring, kind, understanding and the greatest friend you will ever have.

"Wuzzzzzuppppp! Duuuuude. I'm so jealous of you and Haowai, i wish i had a best friend like that!"
"HAHA WELL TOO BAD YA DON'T!"

by Your Local Indian Goddess March 22, 2017

Haowei

The best football player in the league. This signifies that the person can play every position. And he also may have a giant cock for you.

Omfg, look at those routes. The CB didn't even run in the same direction!!!!!!!. He's such a haowei

by Antonio Browns April 4, 2019

Haowen

He’s a massive CHAD. Haowen is known for having long legs especially his third one in the middle .

PROBABLY in the police force, he can arrest me any day.
Girls want him to themselves as he is also a sweet romantic loving man .

I’m hung like a haowen

by Weirdnamesakes November 22, 2021