Haney's

The hair on the back of one's neck leading to buy before their back hair.

"Man my Haney's are wolfing."

"I have to get to the barber to trim my Haney's"

"Make sure you get my Haney's"

by Earl Mantis May 15, 2024

Keith Haney

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.

oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!

by girlboss74 December 3, 2021

Larry Haney

Massive Cock (14 in) Can suck anyone off without stuttering

Is that Larry haney? Can he cum in my bed?

by yourniggatony March 27, 2019

Paul Haney

He is an ass hole if u r a girl watch him because he is watching u he has been caught watching porn in class like 4 times in all just stay away

I can’t believe I have horny Haney for com arts Paul Haney is a dick

by Ding dong wing Wong November 1, 2019

Handjob Haney

To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.

"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."

by Doomious April 5, 2009

Jasper Haney

A man in the time of the 1600's who participated in the act of bestiality with various mammals followed by a long period of crying.

The Jasper Hanies of 1654 had gone into great orgies with numerous sheep, cats, dogs, and mice. Afterwords, a Jasper Haney would go into a corner and cry itself to death.

by Sayanna Ted January 12, 2010

The Alexis Haney

In days long past, in a time in the not so far and distant future, there existed a man who went by many names; the Alexis, Alexus (Ah-lex-ous), the Alex (Ah-Lex) and sometimes Alex. There are bird wars that have been fought with their feathers.

His name is only properly pronounced with immense testosterone.

The Alexis Haney is simply put.

by Buuuuungi January 24, 2022