Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.
by Azi F April 4, 2007
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by J.R. February 20, 2005
Get the Handitard mug.A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.
by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004
Get the handitard mug.The token retarded person found in almost all businees. They are slowitted but capable of doing meanial tasks. You will find a lot of handytards at goodwill sorting clothes, pricing merchandise,and quite often shopping there as well. They usually are paid minimum wage and are driven to work by there Mom.
The handytard slowly pushed a broom around the wallmart. He paused occaisonally to laugh at something only funny to himself.
by Rich Borge September 9, 2006
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by Smiling ginger February 27, 2014
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a mix between the words, "retard" and "handicapped"
definition: a funny way to slag recap handitards and deformed people
a mix between the words, "retard" and "handicapped"
definition: a funny way to slag recap handitards and deformed people
Shop attendant:"wha can i get you?"
wheelchair man:"bottle of coke please"
Shop attendant:"FUCK OFF U RECAP HANDITARD UR NOT GETTIN PEOPLE FOOD"
{shop attendant pushes wheel man out of chair}
wheelchair man:"bottle of coke please"
Shop attendant:"FUCK OFF U RECAP HANDITARD UR NOT GETTIN PEOPLE FOOD"
{shop attendant pushes wheel man out of chair}
by lous3 March 12, 2007
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