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Happenis

A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.
Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.
by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008
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Happenis

It means that you are happy by dick.
My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.
by *Jorge* September 17, 2020
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Halipenis

Bad breath from giving oral sex. Basically cock breath. If spelled halepenis then it's bad breath from giving oral sex to a Hispanic person.
Man, I really need to brush my teeth; I have a severe case of halipenis!
by Full price Kim February 27, 2017
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Second Hand Penis

Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.
Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.
by Captain Tanker February 1, 2008
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Minion hand penis

When your minion tryna put his middle finger up at you but it looks like a penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Top minion Kevin: is that penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Gru: nah Kev that’s just a minion tryna put his middle finger up at you, kinda looks like a Minion hand penis
by Lobster shag December 7, 2019
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Happenis

“Dude I’m so full of happiness right now!”

“Dude you mean your full of Happenis!!!”
by Happenises October 12, 2019
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Happenis

When you have a very happy penis.
“what happened to my penis, it was so happy. Im no longer experiencing happenis."
by Verlaine Stain June 27, 2014
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