handling her

Another form of “buttering up.” Giving time, attention, compliments, a romantic date, and good sex to your woman, in order to potentially negate and soften the consequences of what you’re about to do next, knowing damn well your woman wouldn’t approve of your premeditated actions.

“Yo, man. Hell yeah I’m coming to the strip club tomorrow. No, Felicia doesn’t know yet. But that’s alright. I’ve got dinner, a movie, and a night inside with her tonight, if you know what I mean. I’m handling her.”

by Solstice1221 July 28, 2020

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

Small Handling

Getting fisted by many midgets at a time. Small Handling occurs most of time in the butt.

Eric got drunk last night and got a small handling.

Thomas was terrified once he caught Eric getting a small handling by two asian male midgets in his bedroom.

by moleycyrass December 30, 2014

meat handling

When a woman displays exceptional skill with her beef curtains, often snailing the banister before top riding or performing spinner acts.

That was some serious meat handling!

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Fam-Handling

When a group of one male and several females are performing group sex and an argument ensues over who is the successor of all other females and is granted authority to masturbate the male to climax.

"Listen Jerry, I tell ya last night was crazy...we all took a bunch of drugs and started going at it. One girl tried to finish me off and the others got jealous, it was like they were playing king of the hill for my junk, wasn't shortly thereafter a fam-handling session broke out. Liz won...Im not too happy about that, she has a lot of calluses..."

by mikiter September 9, 2013

ball handling

When she gropes your balls while giving you a blowjob

That was some great ball handling during deepthroat

by Babybird3598 March 17, 2015

Banana Handling

The way in which a person peels, holds, and eats a banana. The skill of Banana Handling speaks volumes about ones character. Skills in banana handling can often transfer into other aspects of life. Can be observed in any cafeteria or where ever people are consuming bananas.

e1.

Harrison: Yooo did you see that guy break his banana stem?
Kelsey: I hate it when that happens.

Harrison: somebuddy has to work on their banana handling.

e2
Nic: Bro, check out that girls Banana handling..
Damien: Wow.. I wonder what else she's good at......

by Heezy Ford April 19, 2011