handcuff necklace

What only the most badass and stylish of people wear around their necks to represent their G-status.

"Did you see 50 Cent wit' his new handcuff necklace? Dat shit was sick yo! He was bangin!"

by totallyfakeaccount January 19, 2009

Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.

Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!

by Mega muffster May 29, 2012

Handcuff Honey

A woman who chases after or seeks relationships with men in jail or prison.

Watch out for them Handcuff Honey's....they only want you because you're in jail!

by uraluzer84 June 16, 2018

handcuff kink

where someone likes to get handcuffed during intercourse

person 1: i love a bitch who got a handcuff kink

person 2: hell yea!!

by faggotlol November 30, 2022

Handcuff Dookie Challenge

A challenge where one handcuffs themselves to the bed and swallows the key, they then have to stay there until they dookie it out and unlock themselves

It took me 33 hours to complete the Handcuff Dookie Challenge

by ItAintObeeezy May 26, 2025

Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.

Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

by Nick D March 10, 2003

Hairy Handcuff

The act of fisting an extremely hairy asshole to the point that said fist gets tangled by his massive ass hair.

Reggie's ass was so Sasquatch, when I fisted him last night, he put me in a Hairy Handcuff...

by RacerX03 November 5, 2014