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auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "
johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "
by gmw January 22, 2008
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Handbanging

Cliff: Where's Timmy?
Timmy's Mom: He's upstairs handbanging.
by NADERAGE July 7, 2010
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Handbagging

v. The act of simulating teabagging (v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth) with ones hand.
I just witnessed Greg handbagging himself trying to explain teabagging to the professor.
by Dr. Inappropriate June 5, 2011
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handbagging

when receiving a hand-job it is the aim to position her handbag is such way that it will get covered in spunk
I came on Laura's expensive handbag - she didn't mind
by bob2 November 17, 2003
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handhaving

dutch version of the nazi's who can give you tickets
i yesterday got a ticket from the handhaving
by pietergerard December 7, 2020
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handbagitis

A severe itch to buy new season designer handbags, commonly experienced by stylish women, frequent in recurrence and only relieved by topical application of the latest handbag upon the affected person's shoulder.
Wife says to Husband: "It's just another seasonal outbreak of handbagitis dear...the good doctor recommended I buy a new designer handbag for immediate relief...so I did...with your fishing trip money!".
by Bag Addict September 15, 2010
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Sandbaging

When someone shaves their balls and has a 5'oclock ball shaddow and drags it across a persons face.
After crossfit Brad kept sandbaging my face, so now I have ball burn.
by Nondairyrumble October 17, 2017
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