Hand sanitizer 

The most yummyliceous thing I've ever put in my mouth. I LOVE hand sanitizer.

Person 1: "is that hand sanitizer?"
Me: *chugging it*

Hand sanitizer by Markys wife January 30, 2022

Hand Sanitizer 

Do you want corona virus? NO, so you should probable put some hand sanitizer on and tell your friends to!

Hand Sanitizer kills more than 99.99% of germs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hand Sanitizer by thehoooops April 28, 2020

Hand sanitizer 

The only cure to corona virus. PERIODT.

Person 1-yo you go the goods
Person2- heck ya I got the hand sanitizer!!

Hand sanitizer by Happymug March 15, 2020

hand sanitizer 

the most valued thing on earth {more valubuel than diamonds

Hand sanitizer is more precious than anything except hospital masks

hand sanitizer by ITS COORONA TIME March 24, 2020

Hand Sanitizer 

Much like Bigfoot, Unicorns and Mermaids, hand sanitizer is a magical and mythical life saving personal disinfectant that is widely spoken of, but no one has ever seen.

Hey bro, did you get any hand sanitizer? Have not seen it anywhere. Don't even think it exists anymore.

Hand Sanitizer by Max Suba March 25, 2020

Hand Sanitizer 

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

Hand Sanitizer by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

hand sanitizer 

Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.

After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.

hand sanitizer by Joefus' Roommate October 26, 2008