The Hancock Effect

When you see a girl in Hancock (A Library) and you think she is good looking. Later you see her outside in the real world, and she is no good at all.

In Hancock: Oh WOW look at that slamming hottie.

Outside library: Theres the chick from the library, um I take back that previous comment. She's rank, Guess I got done by "The Hancock Effect".

by JackSize November 12, 2010

Maury Hancock

Maury is head of the Theatre Department and of the Honor Council at St. Catherine's School. He is well known for his mad directing and technical skills, uninhibited conversation, house in France, and messy office. Maury is one of few faculty members at St. Catherine's who actually possess intelligence and common sense. He affectionately refers to his wife as "La Princesse" and is a devoted pirate. Can be found at McVey theatre when his schedule permits, or brooding on the grounds with his Hagrid-like coat and wide-brimmed hat. Favorite earrings include a scull and crossbones and a bicycle chain link. He enjoys crossword puzzles, gourmet coffees and teas, esoteric movies, and his futuristic, computer-like cell phone. One can spot him by his unusual laughter.
Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...

Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.

Techie 1: How do we do this? I'm so confused.
Techie 2: Ask Maury, he'll know.
Techie 1: Yeah, but we still won't.

Actor 1: Should I move there?
Maury: Well, what do you think?

Boarder 1: So my curfew's twelve, right?
Maury: No.
Boarder 1: What if I had parent permission? Just for tonight?
Maury: How about your parents call the police, and have them call me. Then you can stay out til twelve.

Day Student 1: Have you seen Maury?
Day Student 2: Yeah, he's so creepy!

by Miriam and BAAAAAZZZ! January 22, 2005

Herbie Hancock Block

1. When someone sings a song that is similar to a Herbie Hancock so you can no longer think of the correct tune.

GUY1. "Rockit! ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba" GUY 2. no! thats Axel F! GUY 1. then how does rockit go? GUY 2. "ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. DAMN now u got me doing it! Y'all herbie hancock blocked me!

by lolllercaust January 6, 2010

Hanoch

The Hebrew name of Methuselah's father. Hanoch, which means "source of enlightenment", "learning", "wisdom", "dedicated", "devoted", "initiating" and "sexier than a human ever ought to be." It is a variant of Enoch, Chanoch, etc. The grandson of Abraham.

Holy mackerel, Andy, there goes Hanoch, the wisest and sexiest dude in human history! Whoopty-wah! Ain't he the man!

by Carlos P. Murnglide October 20, 2008

John Hancock

(n.) American shipping magnate and possible smuggler who became famous for his role in the American Revolution. He served as President of the Second Continental Congress, was famously a signatory to the Declaration of Independence, and later became the first post colonial governor of Massachusetts. In addition to these accomplishments, Hancock was a prolific author on the subject of masturbation. He wrote several authoritative treatises on the matter (several of which were banned on the orders of George Washington), and famously challenged the widely-held opinion of his fellow Founding Father, Dr. Benjamin Rush, that masturbation caused blindness and hairy palms.

John Hancock was one of America's most illustrious founding fathers and early sex educators.

by Dylan *@*@DaShizz@*@* July 29, 2009

[Herbie Hancock-blocked]

Being distracted by someone so much that you cant remember a Herbie Hancock reference you were about to say...as evidenced on an episode of the cleveland show.

Man 1:Remember that-that,damn it i forgot!
Man 2:How did you forget that fast?!
Man 1:You Herbie Hancock-blocked me!

by Zilchoboy October 19, 2009

John Hancock

One's singnature(John Hancock was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence.)

All checks must have your John Hancock to prove that you wrote them.

by Light Joker May 23, 2005