Hanae-fun-by-proxy

Finding a mistake after spending a lot of time figuring out the issue and being in the position such that someone else has to fix it.

Person A: I'm glad we figured out the issue!
Person B: Happy to help, I am having a lot of hanae-fun-by-proxy since you are the one who needs to fix it!

by John196 July 6, 2023

Sammy Hagar paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Hanaeing

When a person who enjoys fun harasses someone who believes it is not a joke but it is a joke

"This person said he didn't like this plot"
"Are you Hanaeing me?"

by John196 June 30, 2023

hanae

She's perfect. Arabic name meaning kindness, in which is portrayed perfectly by this young lady. She's a beautiful girl, with a loyal hand. She's cute and cuddly, and her heart is as warm as hot chocolate. She's generous, and she's every girls enemie. All girls are devastated, all want to be her. Her kindness is to heavy to put her down. She's a true princess and she is what every man dreams of having. Her smile is indescribable. Most perfect girl out there. She's a keeper

Love Hanae's face, and body, but hate the girl.

by Chanelegance March 13, 2017

hanae

1. A name that is never on those tiny key-chain things in the gift shop.
2. A girl who's majestic, romantic, funny. Crazy in the best way. Will introduce you to weird things you end up loving. Absolutely original and unique in every way. Also likes food.

Wow, Hanae just gave me some of her turtle candy from a county that I can't pronounce! This stuff is friggin delicious!

by Only an Illusion April 30, 2014

Hajar

A beautiful girl who is talented, hot, caring and lovable. She has many friends and can get along well with others. She is a very matured girl and always be with older people. likes to have a laugh and a lot of fun but can get serious if she puts her mind to it. She's popular among both boys and girls. She is a very secretive girl.

She's really romantic and understanding in relationship.

Girl : My best friend is really fun to be with! She's lovely and some guys are chasing after her.

Friend : She must be Hajar!

by Arabguysyed December 28, 2017

Hana

Hana is the most beautiful, intelligent, caring, considerate, loving, awesome person to know. Without her there isn’t any point of life. Although she may be a little bit quirky sometimes she’ll always have it best interest at heart and will make sure you have the best day possible with the most amazing heart warming smile. She absolutely loves dogs and will do anything for them. Even though she may not be the happiest at times she’ll always find a way to put a smile on my face and the face of many others. She has the biggest heart in the world and she is just perfect in every single way possible cause she is Hana❤️

Damn u see that chick must be a Hana

by IturboyMathhew May 27, 2019