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Hampstead North Carolina

Hickville, NC.
Where my parents retired.

Nothing to do.
Full of people from Long Island, Ohio, CNY, and local dirtbags.

Don't bother.
There isn't even a Wal-Mart or a movie Theatre in Hampstead North Carolina. And my neighbors on the right are white trash with too much money in a McMansion, and the neighbors on the left live in a dilapidated trailer behind a jungle of a yard.
by bridgetp80 August 6, 2011
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Hampstead

Hampstead is a small town located in Carroll County, Maryland. It has slowly changed from a humble farm town to a nearly ghetto, half-ass city.

Hampstead goes by many names such as Mexistead, Hellstead, Hickstead, etc.

It is part of the small city trinity in Carroll County. Most people living here chill in Hampstead, Manchester, and/or Westminster; and, everyone knows each other.

Manchester is known as Mexichester.

Westminster is known as Westmonster, or the redneck, wanna be version of Baltimore City.
It ain't Hampstead, dude; it's Hellstead.
by J-Bird Spice December 16, 2010
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Heatspreader

When a tenacious and malicious woman coaxes a man into having unprotected sex knowing she has a plethora of venereal diseases therefore making her a “heatspreader”.
“I met this girl Julie in the bar last night and she took me home. She seemed clean and wanted me to do her raw. When I woke up in the morning with puss around my urethra I realized she was heatspreader”
by Optimus Rollout June 4, 2009
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Famspreading

A family consisting of parents and several children who walk next to each other in congested areas, forcing individual pedestrians to re-direct their paths, or blocking doors, exits, lines and elevators.
"I couldn't get to the spa at the Marriott, because there was a family with 3 kids Famspreading so badly in the elevator lobby I couldn't get through!"
by Jasonsmobile March 22, 2019
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Hallspreading

When (mainly) women spread as groups in the halls to take up as much space as humanly possible. Sometimes creating a roadblock because they also walk at a slow pace.
Oh my god, the girls over there are hallspreading! I can’t get to class in time!” “It almost makes me want to splash a mixture of water and bleach on them!”
by _Moyster_ October 6, 2019
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hampstead school

welcome to hampstead school, the year 11 boys are all wet and predators and rapists when it comes to the year9s. they’re only bad in hampstead but when they step out it’s a diff story and they all wear blue coats like say they’re power rangers. the year9 girls are done out and they’re begs. the year 10s jus do there own thing and don’t care bout no one. the skls dun out the teachers are on ur dick 24s
ahhh it’s always dese y9 hampstead school yats belling my line for my wood
by your wet g June 4, 2020
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hampstead middle school

a bunch of fucking drama and the boys are douche bags in 7th grade
by hjdkafbsjk March 21, 2016
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