hammering

to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams

Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy

by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019

Hammering the Troll

Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.

Spend the last 30 minutes in the can hammering the troll

by Slade666 September 29, 2011

Hammerdom

a highly intoxicated state of being.

After my 7th shot, I ascended into hammerdom.

by NYkid420 January 6, 2010

Hammering Nails

When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.

guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!

guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest

by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018

hammerdong

Being well endowed in the ding dong section. A big swinger in the pants. A big penis.

The only reason she cheated on you brah was because he knew how to work his hammerdong.

by bigdylsky November 7, 2010

Hammerpig

Someone with a face so ugly it resembles a pig thats had its face caved in with a sledge hammer.

"see that girl over there, she's such a Hammerpig I wouldn't touch her with yours let alone mine!!!"

by Kingofspanners May 7, 2009

hammercocking

The act of whacking someone so hard with ones erect penis it leaves sizeable marks and redness and warmth and possible bruises.

I knight you my fair lady, now scooch down for your hammercocking so I can officialise it.

by Adie88 September 29, 2018