hammertong

To masturbate violently, as if in an attempt to punish your dong.

Why's Paul limping so hard? Did he screw up his hamstring again? Naw, he can't walk straight because he's been up all night hammertonging! He probably blew out his prostate!

by Ice-D July 17, 2006

Hammergooned

Becoming highly intoxicated after a long day of consuming alcohol. Belligerent to everybody, and all surroundings.

We went taligating last Sunday, and by the end of the game, we we're totally hammergooned.

by diddy mcgoonigan April 18, 2010

Hammboner

FAT NIGGA CUM

DAM HE BUSTED A HAMMBONER ON ME LAST NIGHT

by Nigga cum October 29, 2019

hammersome

Pronounced: "ham-er-some"
1) A term used to describe inclement weather where the user (of the word) is indicating an exaggeration of the actual circumstances.

2) Slang for handing out ham to women at picnics or barbecues. Commonly used in the Southeastern United States.

1) When raining moderately: "Wow, its beyond pelting out here, its almost hammersome".

2) When at a picnic: "Hey, give that lady some of this here pork. Hammersome willya Jimmy?"

by Threezie September 7, 2005

hammerneck

when you fuck a girl in the thoart so hard it feels like hammer

"dude adam gave linda a hammerneck and now she cant breath!"

by harold reyes December 3, 2007

huntsville hammerbomb

Shot. one part tequila, one part whiskey, one part red bull.
Derived in northern Ontario, in the small town of Huntsville.

I'll have two huntsville hammerbombs barkeep.

by Googley-Eyed Gary August 6, 2010

Hammerton

The surname of a certain type of girl. She can be very unique, but also very gnarly. She's pretty ratchet. Watch out, she'll have you by your man parts.

Bro 1: yo, that girl almost had me by my manhood
Bro 2: damn bro, she must have been a Hammerton

by IHadToMakeAnAccountForThisJoke August 10, 2017