HAMboner

A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.

Wow, that's some typical HAMboner bullshit...ignore it and move on.

by Luanne September 14, 2003

hamboiger

Variant of "hamboiga"; a hamburger with a fried egg.

Dude, hamboigers got to have an egg on them.

by necrosis March 5, 2008

Hamboner

When you hambone, on your boner.

Man: "Yo, I heard that if you hambone on your boner, you get really hard!"
Other Man: "Yeah dude, it's called giving yourself a hamboner."

by Cyrus9201 December 2, 2013

Hambooger

The result of someone blowing snot all over a burger, whether by accident or on purpose.

Shep’s allergies hit him while he was grilling out, so he wound up serving juicy delicious hamboogers to everyone at the picnic.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

Hambonery

The act of going out and getting hamboned.

I've been sober for far to long and could use a good old fashioned hambonery.

by Me Animal December 12, 2010

hamboner

The act of having sex with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a crap. The girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.

Dude, I was taking a crap the other day and my girl started going down on me.

She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?

Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.

by SoCalNigs June 8, 2010

hamboomer

n. you’re a boomer, but since you’re also peppa the pig you’re a hamboomer

Peppa: Back in my day we respected pigs rather than what this pointless bullsh…
Millenial/Gen Z: Ok hamboomer

by peppa333 November 24, 2019