Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.

Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"

by Learth April 11, 2019

Hamurism

When a small dog crawls behind the couch and dies from all the salt he consumed while begging for more and more ham from the table.

"Poor Maximus. Who knew a teacup chihuahua couldn't handle more than five pieces of ham without suffering a Hamurism."

by Pfc. Snowball August 13, 2008

halarious

The way far too many people spell "hilarious." It is definitely one of the most popular misspelled words in the english laguage. "Halarious" is how most people pronounce "Hilarious" in every day speech. This is the root of the word.

An IM conversation:
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Joe: "Dood thatz halarious"

Grant: "No dude, it's your typing that's hilarious."

by Cody Murray August 9, 2006

haarisah

haarisah is a very kind and patient girl, can sometimes be indecisive but is still respectful

she is a haarisah

by Ariisa_ade June 3, 2018

Haarika

Haarika is a female given name of Arabic origin meaning meaning wonderful, excellent, or beautiful. This name is used in Turkey and India. An alterior spelling is Harika. Haarika is very cunning and has beautiful eyes and smile. She is associated with Lord Venkataswara’s wife, goddess Parvathi.

Haarika used her cunning words and beautiful features of convince others to help the wounded.

by Hindunamed July 18, 2018

Hamàred

A classy-ass way to say that you're super drunk, fucked up, wasted, shitfaced, or hammered. It is pronounced heh-mair-d (French pronunciation)

Dude1: holy shit it's only seven o'clock and you're already drunk

Dude2: nah man I'm just a bit Hamàred.

Dude1: oh ok that's cool then. And quite classy, I must say.

by Drewbie Wan Kanobie July 17, 2012

Hamrider

Directly translated skinkerytter from Norwegian. It means homosexual.

You are a fucking hamrider!

by TheUrbanThomas March 31, 2016