Hallmark Channel

The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.

My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.

by Cerebrate 1138 July 20, 2016

Hallmark Movies

1) Most commonly for majority of white people in America to watch, to get that holiday mood going.

2) That same basic movie, involving rich white people having the "American Dream Christmas".

3) Always ends with an unrealistic happy ending.

My mom is addicted to Hallmark Movies.

by Bobo00/01 November 13, 2018

Hallmark Holiday

A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).

"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."

by TheMonger May 5, 2006

hallmark hot

One who is white, tall, with blue eyes and a 5’oclock shadow, who is there to swoop your girl off her feet. Usually a good’ol small town country boy or a big city businessman.

Be careful bro Mark’s hallmark hot, he’s gonna steal your girl!

by Hallmark fans unified December 14, 2018

Hallmark Moment

A hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. It doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.

"When you tripped I laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment"

"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."

by juliett May 19, 2009

Hallmark baby

Someone born early to mid November as a result of a Valentine's Day booty call.

"We're all going to celebrate one big party for the four of us, it looks like I'm not the only Hallmark baby!"

by Pu Pu Lang January 3, 2007

Hallmark hot

When a guy is hot but sort of basic, like a discount conventional hot guy. If you've watched Hallmark movies you know what it is.

Jeremy is Hallmark hot.

by scarletmay13 December 25, 2018