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Hollering Bench 

hollering bench (n): a bench placed outside of a store located in a central location, preferably one frequented by people who look funny or to whom you are attracted to sexually.
"Let's go to the hollering bench at Tasti D-Lite on Bedford Ave. to laugh at people with funny socks and holler at some bitches"

Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth 

Character who was given 'what's for' by Old Timey Strong Bad for telegramophoning him and asking how he types with gentleman's sporting gloves.
Dear Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop

Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

negro hollering 

The act of raising hell in African American English so that a large square footage of retail space all hear and roll eyes at your obnoxiously loud complaint. Typically done by females in a customer service situation or when there is a long line of customers behind them that don't give a shit if they get their honey mustard.
Guy 1: Man, I was in the express lane and this fucking, fat bitch started negro hollering about her coupons or something. I was like, damn, how do I always pick the wrong fucking line?

Guy 2: You should have pelted her with loose change.
negro hollering by 2014human January 12, 2014

Ham walleting 

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.
Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

Bahamian Hollering

When a man is at the climax of cumming, he screams very loudly when he ejaculates.
Tom- "Damn Nick you haven't gotten any sleep"
Nick- "Yeah, because of my damn neighbor did a Bahamian Hollering and couldn't get any sleep."

Josh Halling 

1) To steal a friend's (possibly best friend) girl even if they are not together, full well knowing that they like that girl already

2) To steal a friend's line, phrase or word
Person 1: Naheeeeeee
Person 2: Hey that's my line. Stop Josh Halling me
Josh Halling by Bender_Patrol August 22, 2011