halftime thickie

a girl who is thick but is also chubby; or a girl who is only thick in one area

yo did you see jessica

ya man! she was a halftime thickie!

by seasonal clout May 7, 2018

Blackberry Halftime

The period in the work bathroom between the actual act of defecating and wiping one's ass. This period was previously spent on the "sports section halftime", but is now the Blackberry Halftime, spent replying to inane questions from your boss.

Creepy Coworker: Long time in the bathroom there Jim...
You: Yeah, long blackberry halftime. Had to reply to the email about the meeting next week.

by flamewar November 13, 2011

Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show

the most disappointing halftime show to date, promising sweet victory, but providing sicko mode instead.

The Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show was a huge letdown. Let's dislike it on YouTube!

by wulfbrick February 4, 2019

2004 Super Bowl halftime show

2004 Super Bowl halftime show was whenever public indecency happened on live television and is the reason why the 7 second delay happens
*seinfeld theme*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies harder*
*seinfeld theme is good*
*seinfeld theme is great*
*insert Seinfeld theme funny joke here*
*chipflake is my idol*

2004 Super Bowl halftime show never forget

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show

The greatest Halftime Show of all time. Better than Prince.

"Last week's Super Bowl Halftime was better"
"The Weeknd is mid bro"
"Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show was garbage"
"Ratio"

by Jt91108 March 15, 2022

Halftime Hookup

When someone ditches the halftime festivities to get some pussy out in there truck.

Hayden did you just pull a halftime hookup?

by lempson6 November 4, 2018

Halftime Honey

A girl who shelters a parolee boyfriend who then leaves her the day his parole ends.

He’s off parole and back on his bullshit after ghosting his halftime honey.

by Thodav February 17, 2023