by seasonal clout February 22, 2018
The period in the work bathroom between the actual act of defecating and wiping one's ass. This period was previously spent on the "sports section halftime", but is now the Blackberry Halftime, spent replying to inane questions from your boss.
Creepy Coworker: Long time in the bathroom there Jim...
You: Yeah, long blackberry halftime. Had to reply to the email about the meeting next week.
You: Yeah, long blackberry halftime. Had to reply to the email about the meeting next week.
by flamewar November 14, 2011
the most disappointing halftime show to date, promising sweet victory, but providing sicko mode instead.
by wulfbrick February 04, 2019
2004 Super Bowl halftime show was whenever public indecency happened on live television and is the reason why the 7 second delay happens
*seinfeld theme*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies harder*
*seinfeld theme is good*
*seinfeld theme is great*
*insert Seinfeld theme funny joke here*
*chipflake is my idol*
*seinfeld theme*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies harder*
*seinfeld theme is good*
*seinfeld theme is great*
*insert Seinfeld theme funny joke here*
*chipflake is my idol*
2004 Super Bowl halftime show never forget
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
by Thodav February 17, 2023
The feeling that you get, typically at the halftime of a football game, after you've been drunk during the day but it has started to wear off. Symptoms include mild headache, watery-mouth, and the insatiable desire to obtain more booze to prevent full-on sobriety.
"Dude...we need to find some more beer around here somewhere, I'm startin' to feel a Halftime Hangover sinking in"
by Mike_Garfunkle November 19, 2015
When you take Half a Perc(Oxycodone) and Half a Xanax(Alprazolam). One of the best feelings in the world.
-MGP
-MGP
“Half a perky half a xanny nigga half time”
Lyrics from Young Thug - Halftime
“Bro I’m about to go up a halftime real quick I’m tryna get high”
Lyrics from Young Thug - Halftime
“Bro I’m about to go up a halftime real quick I’m tryna get high”
by SackRunna223 August 06, 2021