hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish

She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018

hatfish

A person who is only attractive when they are wearing a hat

"He took his hat off and looked like a completely different person. A total hatfish"

by Meyonce January 22, 2019

hatfish

A hatfish is a boy or girl who looks very good when wearing a hat, but when people see them without the hat its like they're a completely different uglier person.

I saw the boy from the party the other day, and he was way uglier. I can't believe he hatfished me.

by Kelly1920 October 1, 2018

in a halfshell

an expression used to add emphasis to something, much like an exclamation point.

Example #1
A: Landon's coming?

B: You don't like him?

A: I fucking hate him in a halfshell.

Example #2
I'd totally do her in a halfshell.

by Chiggers Dudley May 26, 2008

hagfish

Jawless sucking bottom feeder eats from inside ( japan fish )

Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....

by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006

Hagfishing

When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.

Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!

by SlimeEelResearcher February 5, 2019

HALISHIT

WHEN A PERSON'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE SHIT, YOU ALMOST PUKE IN YOUR MOUTH. HALITOSIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

HALISHIT- HOLY HELL HER BREATH SMELLED LIKE STRAIGHT SHIT!

by STANKMOUTH January 8, 2020