Half-Cocked

A Half Erected penis

Jeff Showed me his Half-Cocked Weener in the Suburban

by Aaron Nosey May 9, 2004

Half-cock

A circumcised penis.

When he took his pants off I saw he had a repulsive half-cock.

by BeeryUSA February 24, 2010

Half-Cocked

Half cocked = a flacid boner

"I thought it would be a good idea to show off my package... too bad I pulled out a flacid-boner"

by T.A.D. April 6, 2005

half cocked

The state of your cock being neither limp nor hard, but in the middle.

I couldn't get it up, so I had to fuck your mom half cocked

by C&B Connection June 21, 2006

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.

You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!

by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009

Half cocked judy

A Judy chop at the ready. Used to decapitate potlickers

Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.

by Jdog79 December 26, 2023