The Haitian

A "mute" character from Haiti on the NBC show Heroes. The Haitian has the power to take memories, stop any power from being used around him, and also enhance the powers of a hero. Usually found as colleague for a member of the "Company" where heroes are taken to either get helped or imprisoned. (Has no name so everyone just calls him The Haitian)

Peter -Who was that guy standing in the corner of the office earlier?
Elle -Oh, The Haitian.

by Masi Oka December 19, 2007

HAITIAN STIR FRY

When you are getting roughed up and it ends with a splintering mop handle being inserted...anally.

When I'm done beating your ass, you can look forward to a nice Haitian Stir Fry you bitch ass ho!

by LegendaryCurt October 18, 2020

Haitian

a tight person.

A cool culture.

by Karlina November 10, 2003

haitian

person from haiti-rite near da dominican republic. for da most part da ppl there r madd chills-dey tell things like it is. dey thro bangin carnivals n have sum good food! oh n dey dance!!!
-i would know i'm haitian n dominican

yo dis haitian chic stays crackin me up!

by michelle November 3, 2004

Haitian handmedown

When a Haitian adult male has worn out his 13 year old wife so he passes it down to his 10 year old son.

Ironce said this ones pussy is calised and her roast beef is see through, here son your Haitian handmedown.

by Rolling a Mexican October 5, 2017

Haitian Hauler

A busted up, pre-2000 Japanese sedan, usually with dents and scuffs from multiple low speed parking lot collisions in which air bags did not deploy. Generally maroon or granny gray in color, with air-pocket effect rear window tint. Haitian haulers are distinct from other old Japanese ghettomobiles because of their optional rear view mirrors and taillights hanging by their power cords.

That Haitian hauler just scuffed up my car going 2 miles per hour. How did he not see me.

by Hella clutch April 14, 2015

Went Haitian

To become so shit-housed that you forget virtually, if not everything, which happened the night before. Taken from the T.V. show "Heroes" in which "The Haitian" wipes people's memories clean.

Dude 1: "Wow! I was fucked up last night! How the hell did my pants get on the roof?"

Dude 2: "You went Haitian, huh?"

Dude 1: "Totally".

by Prime Meridian November 3, 2009