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haimish

Quintessentially Jewish, especially in the sense of being homey or folksy. From Yiddish heymish/heimish, "cozy, domestic, home-like."
I've always thought of Fred Meyer as being a sort of haimish Walmart.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020
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hairist

someone who discriminates against someone's color of hair either negativly or positivily. (adj.)
Guy: Shut up! Blondie... you're so blonde.
Blonde: Shut up! Hairist... you're so hairistic ...
by intriguedbydarkness July 20, 2005
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hair·ism
The belief that hair type accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
Discrimination or prejudice based on hair.

hairist adj. & n.
by r ford February 3, 2004
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Harishwaran

The most handsome male the world has ever seen. He claims to be Batman and will be a crime fighting hero in the future.
Yo, you know that guy over there? I think he is Harishwaran
by Joe Gragner September 24, 2020
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Harishan

A luscious but torpid guy who is a full-fledged romanticist. He is a sexy beast who shames all the fuck boys he comes across and gets a lot of girls. Harishan only endeavours to be the best man he can be...
Girl 1: Look! Harishan just looked at us!
Girl 2: Oh my god! I think my ovaries had exploded!
Fuckboys: Guess today’s not our day... :(
by CumSomeCumDud January 14, 2020
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Hairshrink

When person's hair just keeps getting shorter and shorter by every day. Opposite of hair growth but not to be mistaken with hair loss.

Others mistake it for a frequent haircut but don't get fooled this is a serious health condition that cannot be altered.

Commonly found in extremely outdoor active and also very career driven females.
Average Joe: "What's happened to Zuzana?! Have you seen her and have you seen her haircut?"

Even more average Joe: "Yeah dude. Well you know, she started working for this corporate, sees her herself as the next CEO in couple years and also spends more time in the mountains then ever. I think she's suffering from the hairshrink."

Just an avarage Joe: "yeaaaaaah..."
by speckman April 18, 2019
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hairshirting

The shallow regimen of feigned, token suffering and "paying your dues" that is disgracefully required of already perfectly-talented newcomers by petty, candle-snuffing incumbents who control some particular bottleneck industry.

The term derives from the arcane, masochistic practice of wearing of an incredibly itchy and uncomfortable shirt woven out of human hair, all in the cause of feigning one's humility and penitence for the benefit of some petty religious rulership.
"Yeah, I could've been published years earlier, but none of the agents and publishers would allow it until I went through their life-crushing, byzantine gauntlet of ass-kissing and hairshirting."
by C'est Logique September 25, 2011
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