Hairline Malfunction

Literally Ben perrins

Look at that hairline Malfunction, he is fiiiit

by Pigeon eater78 June 26, 2021

Hairgang

A hairgang is a person, usually a girl, who has gross, unwashed, greasy died hair. They generally smell bad and look unkept. Many hair gangs have strong political opinions and are more than willing to express them, even to the point of being rude.

"Ewwww man, look at all those hair gangs, I can smell them from here."

"God man, I can't have a conversation with anyone without a hairgang butting in!"

by Henumz March 10, 2015

saitamas_hairline

a hot and funny mf on tiktok that has good taste and loves all their mutuals

“hey did you see saitamas_hairline’s new post?”
“yeah they’re literally my fav acc on tiktok omg”

by imfatkillme March 22, 2021

Drake's Hairline

It was left in 3rd grade

Aye! That niggah has Drake's Hairline! LMAOOO

by Drake needs to find a hairline October 19, 2016

receding hairline

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.

Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

by pinwheel897 March 22, 2010

your hairline

A retarded thing people say when they have no good joke

Person 1. Can you give a dollar .
Person 2. Your hairline

by Fagot I date ur mom October 29, 2018

hairgirl

Hairgirl is a rare specimin of human(or so we think) that is classified by many things. First off, hairgirl's hair looks like it has been blowtorched, hairsprayed, and then put in a blender to achieve that 'my hair looks like shit' look. Second, hairgirl is usually seen in her natural habitat by the trashcan, or outside of the choir room, lurking around for her next victim. Lastly, hairgirl is also classified as writing wildly in her assignment book at lunch when she has completed her meal. Be warned, hairgirl is dangerous and unpredictable. We've even heard rumors that she may be a ginger. So be warned fellow hairgirl watchers, for she may be watching you. Note: We've heard conformation that hairgirl recieved a straightner for Christmas, and this may have changed her appearance. But you just keep on waiting for those days when she's too tired to straighten, and you will see her hair in ALL OF ITS GLORY!

There are no examples of hairgirl, no one has gotten a close enough look at this fine specimin. Although there are report she was student of the month, and her picture hung proudly in the halls (and her hair, well it was amazing)

by hairgirl stalker January 8, 2006