fairfield woods middle school

a place where the teachers give a shit load of homework, most of the girls are flat but have amazing asses, ands hair styles range from Justin Beiber to Pauly D. many of the students are tools and have extreme cases of dumb blonde syndrome, but others just dont try and fail every test thrown at them. Truely not a bad place to be if you like girls with fine asses and dont mind (or dont do) homework.

guy one: i sure do love a good ass once in a while

guy two: come down to fairfield woods middle school! just dont do the homework

guy one: sweet ill be there!

by that guy by the door February 18, 2011

Fairfield connecticut

Extreme range of people you can meet. Highest underage drinking capital of country. Dave matthews band and John Meyer on repeat. You can find extreme preppy pricks and great weed! Never doubt the mad heads of drunk miners at Penfield beach.

Who’s throwing the fat dartie today? Ah just a white girl who wears Ugg’s with jean shorts.

Fairfield connecticut

by happyroxy November 11, 2021

The Hadfield

A basic moustache made awesome by Canadian astronaut and all around badass Chris Hadfield.

"Dude, that is quite the basic moustache."
"Why thank you. It's The Hadfield.

by Cmdr. Awesome May 13, 2013

hayfield

A humongous secondary school (grades 7-12) with Virginia's largest gym located in Fairfax County, VA, but an official address of Alexandria/Kingstowne. Used to be like the third biggest in the County and all of Virginia and had the biggest land-area school boundary in the County or something until 2005, when half of the 4000+ went to the new South County Secondary in Lorton. The building and half the kids used to be ghetto, the other half rich. Now, it's not ghetto anymore. It's WAY better than South County.

I go there too.

Dumb: Hayfield's got the best wrestling and lacrosse teams.
Jock: Duh.

by wAtEverrrr June 13, 2007

Hayfield Secondary School

A school full with rich major socialites from lorton, and everyone says "ball is life" or "lax is life" and somehow this school is good in these sports. Everyone loves to flash their fake IDs and brag that they partied at radford over the weekend. A beast ass football team but never can beat yorktown.... but JV basketball is the shit (UNDEFEATED )

person 1: dude trying out for lacrosse this year for Hayfield Secondary School !11! LAX IZ LYFE

person 2: same here dude !!111!! never done it before but im gonna try out cuz everyone else iz doin it, lax is the move

by preppywhiteboi March 20, 2013

Fairfield Warde High School

A great school in fairfield. a bit too many drugees. a lot of rich kids.

I go to Fairfield Warde High School where I maintain a 4.9 GPA and smoke pot and have 3 million dollars.

by Warde February 24, 2009

fairfield county

A county in the southern part of Connecticut. It has ultra wealthy towns like New Cannan, Westport, Darien, Southport and of course Greenwich. It is the wealthiest county on the East Coast. It contains beaches, estates, and great shopping districts. It also has some of the best school systems in the country.

"Fairfield County is the gateway to New England"

by Why? June 28, 2004