Hairdressers Inch

When you a hairdresser totally exaggerates the amount asked cut off your hair!

You: "I'll have an inch off the fringe"
Hairdresser: "Sure"
-Look in mirror-
You: "Thats three inches!!!....silly hairdressers inches....."

by Nudds July 6, 2010

canadian hairdresser

a sexual move, where you fuck a girl at a bowling alley, while shoving her head in the ball return

'yea i gave her the canadian hairdresser'
'did she like it?'
'she died'

by matticah February 3, 2008

hairdressers car

A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT

"Hey look at Rob in his new Audi TT - thats definitely a hairdressers car."

by Ry___ May 23, 2006

Hairdressers bacon sandwich

A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.

I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Hairdresser Syndrome

Tears in key neck arteries (espicially the carotid artery which can be fatal), caused by repetitive neck cracking.

Hairdresser Syndrome is very common in salons and is sometimes referred to as 'Beauty Parlor Syndrome'.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Hairdresser

Minion of Satan. By some even believed to be superior to Satan himself.

Hairdressers attempt to weaken the world by cutting hair off!

by Albert Worsøe April 15, 2006

Hairdresser

Any person who drives a two seater sports car or similiar, ie TOYOTA MR2 etc.
If the car in question is red and the driver is male, this is even more true.

Have you seen Rundy's new car? He's such a hairdresser.

by AztecLeisure April 27, 2005