hairline

something that Jojo Siwa doesn't have

I haven't been to urban dictionary since the last time Jojo Siwa had a hairline.

by sisterslang March 21, 2020

Hairline Malfunction

Literally Ben perrins

Look at that hairline Malfunction, he is fiiiit

by Pigeon eater78 June 26, 2021

saitamas_hairline

a hot and funny mf on tiktok that has good taste and loves all their mutuals

“hey did you see saitamas_hairline’s new post?”
“yeah they’re literally my fav acc on tiktok omg”

by imfatkillme March 22, 2021

Drake's Hairline

It was left in 3rd grade

Aye! That niggah has Drake's Hairline! LMAOOO

by Drake needs to find a hairline October 19, 2016

receding hairline

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.

Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

by pinwheel897 March 22, 2010

hairbrained

Foolish or crazy idea, or scheme.

"Brain, I've had just about enough of your hairbrained schemes for world domination!"

"Shut up, Pinky."

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

your hairline

A retarded thing people say when they have no good joke

Person 1. Can you give a dollar .
Person 2. Your hairline

by Fagot I date ur mom October 29, 2018