hairband

A type of hard rock band from the 1980s made up of musicians who wore strange leather clothing, ripped jeans, and had tall blowdried womanly hair (often blond). These bands played hard rocking music with fast guitar solos, but also sang love ballads. Hairband music was heavy but it was produced with such a glossy sheen that it wasn't too hard on the ears. Hairbands died around 1990, and some would say they ere killed by Kurt Cobain and grunge.

Winger was a classic hairband.

by RexGibson December 5, 2003

hairberg

The portion of hair that fractures off from the main crop when the receding hairline from each side of the forehead joins together on the centre of the head.

Check out Bobby J's hairberg, he should totally just shave his head Hitman style!

by widdkid January 23, 2011

arse hair beard

A wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out arse, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!

Dave Roo ....'What the fuck is that on your face'??

Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!

Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!

by The Notorious B.A.Z February 1, 2008

Harberdashery

Just another way of saying bullshit without swearing.

I will not standby and hear this Harberdashery

by Waltcon August 7, 2004

Stella Harberd

A wonderful beautiful kind amazing loving sister,daughter and best friend

I just love to hangout with Stella Harberd PIZZA PIE STELLA PIZZA “she can’t ski yet I apologize

by AddsBoBads January 30, 2021

halbeard

a long, average weapon which contains a menacing sharp, curved blade at its top. So long you can kill things in cages w/impunity, when a halbard is mentioned it is usually in refrence to Runescape.

omfg i got a halbard now i can kill everyone

by pseudomon October 23, 2004

hairband

1980s glam rock shit like bon jovi etc....

dude i take it in the ass for bon jovi!

by i hate u all November 2, 2003