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haggis breasts

aka "Cheater tits", usually when a chick loses a lot of weight but still has the fat in her chest. THey are usually saggy and nasty
Man, Sandy sure has a big rack! But shit, they're nothing but haggis!
by radmax May 22, 2005
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Wild Haggis

An animal native to Scotland with long hair, a flat face, with legs in which are shorter on the left than the right, and if you want to catch it, chase it to a hill so you run around the other side of the hill. Because it's short legs, presto! You've caught a Wild Haggis
OI! THAT SHITE WILD HAGGIS TOOK MY WHISKEY!
by Guyinakilt February 6, 2017
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Haggis Basher

n.
A fearless person of proud Scottish extraction and Highland blood who has a bold attitude towards everything.
That Haggis Basher swaggered into the pub like he owned half of Glasgow!
by nechtan November 14, 2003
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Haggis legs

When an overweight woman attempts to look attractive by wearing tight yoga pants that are a bit too short.

The results make the legs of that woman resemble a Haggis due to being narrower at the top where the pants are and the bottom is also narrow at the foot while the rest is larger because it's not compressed in the tight yoga pants.

This isn't a medical issue.
It may be caused by fast food or any unhealthy diet but may also occur before and after child birth.

This phenomenon is popular in the mostly in the United States and United Kingdom.
And can sometimes be seen across the world wherever land whales roam the land and tight yoga pants exist at reasonable prices.
Douche example:

*whistles loudly*..Look at that.....Those are some fine haggis legs.....I'm gonna tap dat!

In a conversation:

Friend 1:Your girlfriend has a serious case of haggis legs.

Friend 2: Not as bad as yo mama!

In the street:

Excuse me mam but your haggis legs are scaring the children.
by Lardladtheturd October 2, 2014
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haggis

Various chopped-up sheep guts stuffed into a sheep's stomach or intestines and boiled with spices.
I think this was outlawed by the USDA. No, seriously. You're not allowed to eat in in America.
by Yargh April 25, 2005
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Batty Haggis

A person who is from scotland and is gay.
Batty as in gay and Haggis is a scottish food, which is an animal's stomach filled with animal blood, kidney, liver etc...
Person 1 - Blah, blah.....
Person 2 - Shut up you Batty Haggis!.....
by Mimi* March 14, 2009
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haggis

1. the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep ground into a paste with oats and barley and then boiled in the same sheep's stomach. the main meal of burns night where it is served with 'neeps an' 'taters, turnips and potatoes repectively.
2. a small ground mammal with tartan skin, one set of legs is often shorter than the other so they can run round hills, unfortunately only one way so haggis farmers haver the other way around the hill. haggis can only see in a straight line so in order to catch one a drunken stagger must be imitated in order to go unnoticed, this is known as havering.
by Matthew Ledwitch April 17, 2006
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