Van Hagar

a term used (not necessarily in a derogatory manner) to describe the lineup of Van Halen when Sammy Hagar was the lead singer and rhythm guitarist of the band (1985 - 1996 and again in around 2003 - 2005).

In 1985 Van Halen got the nickname "Van Hagar" for obvious reasons. The following year I saw Van Hagar live in concert on the 5150 Tour. I think the band was at their commercial peak at that time. 5150 was the band's first #1 album, and of all those VH albums that reached the top it's the best.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 19, 2008

hagard

hagard-adj. looking old, or worn out. in a state of sloppyness.

wow, did you see john's shirt? that shit was so hagard

by Partyboy983 May 13, 2005

Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.

"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."

by wowie2010 April 13, 2010

Hagerstown

A piece of west Baltimore that’s in the middle of rural Appalachia for some reason

Hagerstown is a town that exists, for some reason

by Wittyusernamehaha October 27, 2021

hagasnatch

A bitchy elderly woman stealing a man much younger then herself, similar to a cougar but much more aggressive.

That woman is such a hagasnatch, she can’t keep her hands to herself and is still trying to seduce that man.

by Zebwill January 28, 2020

Hagats

Hagats is an adjective used as a response to describe situations.

e.g. We are going swimming do you want to come?

Hagats! It's very hot today. Or

I just won the lotto and I gave half of it to charity.

Hagats! Good for you.

by Kortashos August 20, 2020

out of control like Sammy Hagar

incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society

"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."

by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009