hemorrhoid miner

a gay guy
see: turd burgular

Man them hemorroid miners love to wear them assless chaps.

by Phtchnce January 5, 2005

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haemorrhoid aisle

As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.

"He likes to take it up the haemorrhoid aisle"

by Amy1993 April 6, 2010

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Hemorrhoids

When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.

What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

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Hemorrhoids

Bleeding from the asshole.

My hemorrhoids are stinging and have stained my jocks.

by Ausstralian November 14, 2007

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facebook hemorrhoid

The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.

Man I was waiting for her to reply my comment for 2 hours and now I have a facebook hemorrhoid.

by seans November 28, 2007

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John Wayne hemorrhoids

The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

by Skinbro July 20, 2008

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