Had Off

British informal,
Verb,

1. To be conned/tricked/ripped off,

2. To have something stolen,
3. The act of sexual intercourse,
(also to "Have Off", present tense)

1. "This product is fake, I've been had off"
2. "I left my bike outside, and the guy had off with it"
3. "He's had it off with my wife, but I've been having it off with his"

by OneTimePad May 28, 2018

detroit handoff

A filthy sex act in which partners position themselves asshole-to-asshole and then partner a takes a massive, fantastically hard shit. if all goes well, the solid log will pass into partner b's asshole, serving as a rudimentary dildo.

I'm eating lot's of fiber so I can do the Detroit handoff with Linda tonight.

by Steven jung January 10, 2008

the handoff

A sexual act in which one ejaculates into his own hand and throws the product into the face of his partner.

"My girlfriend really likes sports. She took the Handoff like a champion."

by The Great One January 28, 2005

Warm Handoff

When you use the toilet so soon after someone else, that you get a comfortably warm seat.

It gets so cold in the winter here you look forward to that morning warm handoff.

by Beezlebuub May 19, 2017

handoff

When one farts and then proceeds to "hand it off" from the source of the smell to the smellee. The only way to explain such an act is to think of baseball where you "catch" it from behind you and deliver it to the nose of the unsuspecting victim. (This was one of the hazards while growing up a Marine brat!)

1. Joe gave a handoff to Pat.
2. Welcome to the "catch and release program" where we're always giving back!
3. After the Dutch oven, she retaliated with a handoff.

by T. Magyar (curtesy of J. Magyar - thanks for the gags Dad!!!) July 4, 2006

Handoff Child

A child whose parents are divorced or separated and share joint custody. Therefore the child his handed off back and forth between parents at a set frequency.

Little Gary was a handoff child growing up. He went to his mom’s house every other weekend after his parents got divorced.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019

Had Off

To be beaten usually in an argument which involves comebacks.
To be made a fool of

Jerk - "Yo mommas so fat..."
*No laughs*
Cool guy - "Fuck you bitch!"
Cool guys friend - "You just got had off Jerk!"

by Callum S June 24, 2008