A Norwegian guy with a awsome name and a gigant 7 foot dick.
He loves to play vidoe games and listen to Music most of the day.
He has a half rare disease and a great friend on Instagram called Janus
He loves to play vidoe games and listen to Music most of the day.
He has a half rare disease and a great friend on Instagram called Janus
by JayDogMadFresh April 7, 2021
Get the HaakonPlayer77 mug.A form of Haakon rizz is forceful rizz, meaning no matter how. You will bag a chick and eventually bang.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
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"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
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A legend that dominated the snowboard halfpipe contests in the mid to late 1990s. Created the Haakenflip, a godly feat.
by RehRehRyan July 8, 2006
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"Dude, where's Katie?"
"She called me after I bought her ticket for the movie to tell me she couldn't come. She mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry."
"You've been Haaked!"
"She called me after I bought her ticket for the movie to tell me she couldn't come. She mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry."
"You've been Haaked!"
by Onstrike December 29, 2008
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He got a Nice ass and likes to eat food.
He is a boob guy
He got a Nice ass and likes to eat food.
He is a boob guy
by JayDogMadFresh March 31, 2021
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