Hanahaki Disease

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited love, where the patient’s throat will fill up with flower, they will then proceed to throw, and cough up the petals, (sometimes even the flowers). One of the only ways for the disease to ‘disappear’ is if, the said person returns the feeling (it can’t be resolved with friendship, it has to be genuine feelings of love). The infection can also be removed through surgery, though the feelings disappear along with the petals. If they choose nether options, or the feeling is not returned in time, then the patient’s lungs will fill up with flowers, and will eventually suffocate.
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.

(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).

~~~Example~~~
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.

"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.

by Friggin_Author_Chan November 12, 2018

brewski-haha

a few beers & a few laughs

At my work, Friday is always 'go for a brewski-haha day'.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 22, 2018

hanahaki disease

a fictional (emphasis on fictional) disease, often used in fanfictions, where the victim regurgitates and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from unrequited love. The illness can only be cured through surgical removal, however any existing romantic feelings are also removed with the infection.

the "hanahaki disease" can't really be applied to real life because it's fictional, so no examples for it...sorry!

by user789456123 April 5, 2017

Haha yes

That feeling when you slowly lose your grip on reality, and you use memes to hide the fact that you're a shell of a human being, nothing but hatred in your heart.

Person A: *Shows picture of a dog getting fucked with a buncha lens flares*
Person B: *With no emotion in their eyes* "Haha yes"

by JackettheRooster July 8, 2017

The big hahahaha

When you find something really funny

That was pretty funny, I did the big hahahaha

by YoYesLightTheBifta March 15, 2021

hanahaki disease

hanahaki disease, where one who deeply loves another will throw up petals, and maybe the whole flower, but covered in blood. to get rid of this disease is for your lover to return their love to you, and truly mean it. but the second option is too get the surgery, but you will lose all love and feelings for the other. If after a few days you don't confess or get the surgery, you will meet your end.

I had the sudden urge to throw up as I run to the bathroom. I get a metallic feeling in my mouth as I throw up in the sink. With a sore throat I look down, only to notice blood, and small blue sheets of something. With closer examination, I notice they are petals. My eyes widen, only to notice what was going on. My feelings were growing more, dangerously more. Hanahaki disease.

by jreamie October 12, 2020

haha wow

1. absolutely perfect response for one that does that pay attention.

Key Points:
- wow - fake show of amazement, one method to improve friendship
- haha - fake laughter, further improving friendship

*together they make a deadly combo

2. a response that occurs when one does not know how to respond

1.
- Sally: Like yesterday I was liek washing the dishes and I saw a cockroach! Like OMG! It was sooo funni!
- Bobby: haha wow

2.

- Bobby: I LOVE PEDO BEARS!
- Sally: (thinking ummm...) haha wow

by Oh la la! April 6, 2010